Of all the bleeding cheek! I mean, jeez, what does a blogger have to do to get ahead? There was I, feet up enjoying a nice cold one when I read over on Proper Course that Puma have paid for ten bloggers to be flown out to Abu Dhabi - and NOT included yours truly!!
Instead they've chosen a bunch of fashionistas that worry about things like looking cool - jeez, I'm lost for words.
I'm into fashion too - Buff is known for his style!! Didn't they see my America's Cup World Series TV show???? Didn't they know that I'm already a "Volvo Circumnavigator"????
I blame JP. If he hadn't gone around calling top-notch TV shows like Three men do X as a "yawn-fest" or saying the DTLs in the most recent Volvo leg as "meaningless" this would never have happened.
I wouldn't put it past him (or O'Docker) to have mentioned that phone hacking incident.
Jeez, to think I could be now modelling swimming shorts!! Or mixing it with Hepburn!!!
That's it, I've had enough. I'm not going to buy Puma gear let alone go to the gym three times a week. A man has his respect you know.
This is Buff Staysail - over AND out!!
