Monday, February 28, 2011

This is not a navigation post

I was going to post a review of a book tonight, but will have to delay it until tomorrow, as it is a book about navigation.

Unfortunately it seems that reading endless (ok about 42) navigation posts has already caused Tillerman to retreat leaving a paranoid android call Marvin Arvin to take over the Proper Course. It also caused O'Docker to complain of unfair practices in me apparently flooding the blogsphere with navigation posts in order to win a book I already own.

So I won't explain how you can navigate your way to Hawaii by lying on your back on the foredeck, head to the mast, so you could use it as a pointer to Arcturus, which should spin its way directly overhead: you will just have to simply admire the beauty that is the night's sky.

And I won't explain how the Egyptian King Necho II sent an expedition of Phoenicians to sail from the Red Sea to the Mediterranean the long way round, which found its way by simply keeping turning right, so you will have to watch Dylan's Keep Turning Left instead.

Instead I'll simply post a picture of the daffodils which are currently opening in the parks nearby.

And there can't be any navigational information in daffs coming out where JP lives on the 28th February - can there?

My Visit to El Dorado Seaside


Of all the El Dorado Resorts, I found Seaside to be the most lush... perhaps this is from its compact acreage or because the hotel also serves as a palm tree nursery for all of the Karisma Hotels so every where you look, are palm trees in varying stages of life.


 

The beach is the perfect size, the water clear and calm...



Every where you turn, you are called to rest... relax... enjoy....



The hotel is not a high-rise, no building is higher than two floors - and from the second story rooms shown above, you have sweeping ocean views...


Least but certainly not last, the cuisine is tops at the El Dorado Seaside as it offers all of the wonderful features of the Karisma Resort's Gourmet Inclusive dining plan. 

Ready to go? Contact us for a custom quote on the hotel package or hotel + flight. There are plenty of cheap flights to Cancun and most major airlines, such as Delta, have multiple daily flights.

{These photos are from my October 2010 visit. See the full album here.}




Cheers,

Saturday, February 26, 2011

The Buff Guide to Navigation

G'day all! Buff Staysail here, Buff by name and Buff by nature!

Well that drongo JP has only just realised that he's already got a copy of The Natural Navigator from that Tristan chap, so he's gone off in a huff (JP: not true!!) not wanting to win another (JP: ok, that bit's true) leaving yours truly to set you straight with more words of wisdom.

1. Use GPS

All this stuff about looking for 'roo dropings, following Arcturus to Hawaii whatever, seriously why bother? Just buy a GPS, preferably big screen version - what's it? chart plotter? - so you can just drag and plop or whatever the term is to where you want to go. Simple!

2. Make sure your GPS is water-proof

So I get myself a iPad thing, dead cool, got JP to set it up with Navionics, NavX you name it and the first sniff of salt water it fizzes a bit then dies!! Not so cool now, eh?? Expensive too! Next time I'll test it by dropping it in the bath first.

3. Don't go out in the fog

There's a lot of bollocks about finding your way in the fog - but seriously, what were you doing out there in the first place? Buff's rule of thumb is that if you can't see the sheila's in their bikini's lying on the foredeck its a bar day.

4. Follow others

A lot of people get all worked up about the start of a race, but not Buff. You see these losers battling to be first across the line, but then they've got to work out where the marks are. Let me tell you the committees secret - they enjoy changing the mark positions!! All this talk about wind shifts is a cover for them have a good larf watching boats go in the wrong direction. Let others do the hard work and remember that over a regatta you often just need to run-up a lot to win.

5. Find the bar

Now the important bit: navigation is not just for on the water, its for land too! But what is more important than finding the bar for that cold one after a hot day on the water? Nothing of course!! And for the best bar you need to just check with an expert, namely your's truly! My answer is always the same: thanks for asking, I'll have a beer!!

6. Find yourself

Buff's been all spiritual like since my epi.. er... aphi... revelation last month, so now I know that travel is just an illusion, for wherever you go you'll always be here! Now is that deep or what!!! So make sure you've a 4-pack of cold tinnies to hand, and then wherever you go you'll always be in the bar!!

That's about it for now. This is Buff Staysail, navigator, over and out!!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

4th Night FREE at Atlantis, kids stay and eat free, AND free companion airfare!


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Jump over here to request a custom quote and be on your way to one of the best family vacations EVER! Or, if you want to book your own airline tickets, we are still able to assist with your hotel package. Have a look around the web, there are plenty of cheap flights available to the Bahamas! 

Cheers,

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

B.O. Smash 'n' Grab Developers reveals NEW Standard Quay!

G'day all! Buff Staysail here, Buff by name and Buff by nature!!

Well JP really did it with that last post. There was I all lined up with the contract to develop Faversham Creek's Standard Quay when that pom let the cat out the bag.

No worries! Buff Enterprises has already restructured after a late night VC telecon and relaunched as the Buff O'Docker Smash 'n' Grab Developers Inc. Ltd.

Yup, after a networking event involving many a beer with O'Docker, we have a merger!! Buff's now got his contact network locked into ol' Silicon Valley, home of the billionaires!!

And we can exclusively give readers of this blog first pick of the apartments in these prestigious new blocks - artist's impression above - so register now!!

For a small deposit of just $ 10,000 (*) you can ensure that you'll have views over the Swale mud flats! Just 68 minutes from the world's top shopping city and everything else that London can offer!!!

You'd be mad to turn this down!! A limited offer with just 4,000 apartments available - don't be disappointed, cough up invest now!! And the first ten to register for the Super Quay will get a free (**) hat!!

This is Buff Staysail, CEO of B.O. Smash 'n' Grab Developers Inc Ltd, over and out!!



(*) non-refundable, make payable to B.O. Smash 'n' Grab Developers Inc. Ltd. Completion subject to successful financing, purchasing of land, planning permission, being basically bothered to do anything about it etc etc. T&Cs apply - consult a financial adviser first and don't blame us for anything!!
(**) to be confirmed

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Standard Quay on Faversham Creek

A couple of years ago I blogged on a visit to Standard Quay on Faversham Creek. It was one of those places that oozed character and mud in equal portions, with real Thames Barges being repaired in along banks that have seen traffic probably as far back as the Romans.

So it was with some concern that I read over on Dory Man that there are plans to re-develop it, and in particular change the focus from a working quay to a more tourist friendly site.

I think this would miss the point: the reason why Faversham has character is that it has authenticity. It really is a working yard, and those really are Thames barges that do need work done on them.

Authenticity is not something that can be magicked up by adding a cappuccino bar. If I want to see the Eiffel Tower I would go to Paris. If I want to see the pyramids I would go to Egypt. In neither case would I head off to Las Vegas - even though the latter has copies of both and more Starbucks - because in an increasingly homogenised world what we want to see are originals, for they are the real thing.

If you agree then there is something you can do: add your name to the petition, which can be found here.

People power really can work - just ask the Egyptions.

Bahamian Mac & Cheese

Every few days, I'm distracted from my work and wander the internet in search of easy recipes with an island theme. Today, I stumbled upon The Yuca Diaries and this delicious looking recipe for BAHAMIAN MAC & CHEESE


From the author:

After reading this title you might be thinking to yourself, “Bahamian Mac n Cheese?  How’s that Different?”  Let me be the one to to tell you, Bahamian Mac n Cheese ain’t your regular Macaroni.  I had Bahamian Mac n Cheese for the first time about 10 years ago and my life has never been the same. 

Jump over here for the full recipe & more tempting photos!

Dig in!

Monday, February 21, 2011

Why lambs are navigational hazards

To end a triptic of posts about navigation here is a re-post from last year when I went with various family members on a chartered motor yacht on the Thames......

So imagine the scene: the lock doors open and JP carefully steers the Winnebago Caversham Royal inside, choosing with care a space with plenty of bollards to loop lines around.

JP: Ropes on left please

(it wasn't the moment for "lines" or "port side")

Senior crew: Oh look at those lambs!

Junior crew (chorus): Oh wow! There's another one! Ahhh!

Ship's mates: Be careful children, mind the gap!

JP: Hey people, can we have some ropes please?

Junior crew (various): Oh look at that one - it's black! Where? There! etc

Ship's mates: Wait for a grown up to help you get on land

JP: ROPES!!!

In retrospect I regret those exclamation marks. As always boating is a learning experience and this was no exception. Better communication would be a good goal for next time, to avoid having to speak in capitals.

But it did leave me with a thought - would that have happened had I worn the captain's hat?

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Cheers,

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Navigational mistake

They say you lean from your mistakes: well here's where I learnt something about navigation.

It was on the return leg of the Fastnet, which as you might know means you go outside the Scilly Isles. I was navigating and sometime very early in the morning, out in the Celtic Sea, I set a waypoint off Bishops Rock (see chart above), a little bit off to give a safety margin, but not too much to extend our route.

So next day as we counted down the miles to that waypoint I notice that the boats that had been next to us were either further inshore or offshore, and either way had gained on us. With a sinking feeling I checked the tides and was rather horrified to find I'd sent us directly headed into the strongest part of the stream. We were maybe a knot or two slower over the ground than the competition.

There was nothing for it but to 'fess up and suggest we bear in towards the shore.

I should have known better but I had been tired, and the brain doesn't work well without sleep. It starts to switch over to automatic and it turned out my internal auto-pilot had missed a key logic block. It had done what was necessary for a safe passage, but not a fast passage.

It was a valuable lesson : navigation is a safety of life skill, and if tiredness in any way limits your ability to correctly navigate then that's a danger to the boat and crew.

It's best to keep practising until navigation can be done on automatic, so that even a tired brain will know what steps to follow.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Navigating the land of the dead

We wonder what happens after death, we always have. For the ancient Egyptians it was the start of a new journey, leading either to eternity or destruction.

The afterlife for them was a complex domain of gods, beasts and traps for the unprepared. To navigate a way successfully to paradise they needed a guide, the Egyptian Book of the Dead, currently the focus of a stunning exhibition at the British Museum.

But it is not like an Admiralty chart, rather it's a bit like a Harry Potter spell book, words of power to control the afterlife. So for example should you be worried about beetles (and who isn't) then the appropriate spell is number 36:

Begone from me! O crooked-lips! I am Khnum, Lord of Shen, who despatches the words of the gods to Ra, and I report affairs to their master.

The exhibition describes many of the 192 charms, taking you on the path from death to (hopefully) the bliss like field of reeds (above) where you glide peacefully in your boat with gods and family members. 

The journey of the modern day visitor is in contrast an intensive learning curve, with examples at each stage from several papyrus's together with tools, masks and amulets. 

The papyrus's themselves are works of beauty, many over 3,000 years old, colours and marking preserved carefully, so carefully it is unlikely a similar collection will be on display any time soon. They tell the story of the spirit or ba, connected to the mummy, the preserved body, but able to come forth by day (hence its alternative tile of "The book of coming forth by day").

The spells allow this process, allow the body to transmute into birds or snakes, fight off crocodiles, control water, make servants to harvest the crops, open gateways, give safe passage, name guardians correctly, ward off evils and fend off disease.

After many trials the deceased would be judged, their heart placed on the scales, with all deeds good and ill weighted in the balance. The punishment for the bad was to be handed to the monster called the Devourer, part crocodile, lion and hippo.

Obviously many powerful Egyptians were worried that their heart might reveal a bit too much, in which case there was a special spell to ensure their heart keeps their secrets (Mr Mubaruk might be interested to know it it is number 30B).

For those that passed they could pass into the kingdom of Osiris and eternity. To speed them on their way their spirit or ba (oft represented like here as a human headed bird) could even hoist a sail:

It is a lot to take in, and it takes a good two hours to go from start to finish. It does feel like a crash course in Egyptian hieroglyphs and theology under the great reading room dome.

But it is worth it. For at the end are two complete Books of the Dead, and now understanding some of its symbology you can follow the passage of the dead from mummy, through challenges and dangers, on to being weighing in the balance on to an afterlife in the field of reeds.

An amazing collection, possibly a once in a lifetime, so do try to catch it if you can. But leave enough time to savour each papyrus, to learn all the symbols, understand their meaning and relationship to the Egyptian's gods.

For then you can imagine what life must have been like for those people walking by the Nile or sailing through its reed beds all of three thousand years ago.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Friday picture quiz

After a meeting in central London I took some time off to visit this building, but:
  • What is it?
  • What was it?
  • Why did something that happened here cause a spot of bother in the 20th Century?
  • What would you currently find there?
  • Why is what you'd find there rather topical?
  • Can you think of way of connecting it with the theme of "navigation"?

The St. Regis Bahia Beach Resort, Puerto Rico


I love the photo above... all of these photos actually, but the one above resembles a stately Caribbean Villa welcoming guests home after a long day in the sun, on the beach or golf course, and surely there is a cool drink and delicious meal waiting inside.

This is the new St. Regis Bahia Beach Resort in Puerto Rico - located 30 minutes outside of San Juan.


Dreamy spaces are plentiful...


The dark woods, crisp linens, and lush green surroundings are intoxicating...


The bathrooms speak luxury...


And the pool area offers plenty of seclusion...


And an amazing kaleidoscope of blues and greens...


The Robert Trent Jones Jr. Golf Course is stunning...


I think the St. Regis Bahia is just what Puerto Rico needs... a luxury resort on a great beach with immaculate landscaping and well appointed rooms. 

SPECIAL RATES: Book by March 30th and receive the 5th night free, continental daily breakfast for two, and $150+ resort credit. Travel valid from now until December 16, 2011. As with all promotions, restrictions apply.



Cheers,

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Blogging go slow update

Apologies for lack of posts - serious illness of a family member.

Anyhow, have drafted in my head a post on navigation, the latest group writing project, which hopefully will have a chance to blog on later on, together with two book reviews.

As they say, later......

Bahamas Luxury Golf Vacations


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Masterfully conceived and stunningly beautiful, the Tom Weiskopf-designed Ocean Club Golf Course offers guests of the resort every element for the perfect game. This 18-hole, par-72 course stretches over 7,100 yards on Paradise Island's peninsula, where crosswinds challenge even the most experienced of players.

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Cheers,

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

CuisinArt Resort in Anguilla offers "The Bachelor's Journey" Package!




The CuisinArt Resort & Spa is offering “The Bachelor’s Journey”, a special vacation package, inspired by The Bachelor’s sojourn in Anguilla, to allow fans to experience the island as Brad and the Bachelorettes did.  Elements include the following:
  • Five nights, six days accommodations in a beachfront suite
  • VIP airport and semi-private boat transfer from St. Maarten
  • Welcome Bottle of Champagne and long stemmed rose en suite
  • Daily breakfast at the resort’s acclaimed restaurant Café Mediterraneo, or continental breakfast en suite*
  • A variety of dining experiences, including Santorini, Anguilla’s only AAA Four Diamond Award Winning Restaurant*
  • “Couples Rendezvous”, a series of luxurious spa treatments, with Champagne and Strawberries, offered in the privacy of the Couple’s Suite
  • One-day car rental to explore the beauty of Anguilla
*Meals do not include beverages or service charge, unless otherwise specified.


CuisinArt Resort & Spa’s “The Bachelor’s Journey” package rates start at $3,580, non-inclusive of tax and service charge.  This package is valid through December 17, 2011, applies to new bookings only and cannot be used with any other promotions. Blackout dates apply and the promotion is subject to change.



If you're interested in visiting CuisinArt Resort or Anguilla, I'd love to help. I have completed the Anguilla Travel Connoisseur Programme and am now a recommended agent on the Anguilla Tourist Board website. 

Cheers,

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Enter the Beach Blogger Contest!!


Are YOU the best Paradise Beach Blogger?


The Beach Blogger Contest gives up-and-coming bloggers and travel lovers alike a chance to visit a resort of their choice from within the Collection (Marriott & Renaissance Caribbean and Mexico Resorts) and then blog on-location. To enter the contest, applicants have through Feb. 24, 2011 to visit www.ParadiseBeachBlogger.com and provide submissions highlighting their passion for travel and writing and convince fans as to why they are the ideal blogger to report on one of Marriott & Renaissance Caribbean and Mexico Resorts remarkable properties. 

            After the submission period is over, five deserving finalists will be chosen and from March 1-15, 2011 family, friends and travel enthusiasts will cast their vote at www.ParadiseBeachBlogger.com  to determine which finalist will embark on their dream vacation.  The applicant with the most votes will be awarded a stay at the participating Marriott & Renaissance Caribbean and Mexico Resorts property of their choosing.

            The winning blogger will receive a five day/four night stay in an ocean view room with all resort meals included, as well as a resort credit of $100-$500, welcome amenity and activities unique to destination, including but not limited to snorkeling, sailing or a destination tour.  The blogger will chronicle their stay by creating and posting at least three blog entries per day which will be available on www.ParadiseBeachBlogger.com and MARCAM’s Facebook page. 

Visit Marriott & Renaissance Caribbean and Mexico Resorts Facebook page www.facebook.com/MarriottCaribbeanMexico or Twitter handle www.twitter.com/MarriottResorts to learn more about the contest and the Collection. 


As with ALL promotions, restrictions apply. Please visit www.ParadiseBeachBlogger.com for full details.

Good luck!

Friday, February 11, 2011

Congratulations Egypt

I'm pretty smashed but have just enough energy to switch on Al Jazeera and watch the great party going on in Cairo.

Epic, epoch making events: a mostly peaceful disposing of a dictator by people power!

There will no doubt be difficult times on the road ahead, but for now lets enjoy their moment.