Yes, Buff Staysail is throwing his sailor's hat into the ring and entering the race for the presidency!!
But surely, Buff, you are about to ask, don't you come from Queensland, Australia?
A good question, and until recently I would have said too right cobber, till it was discovered I was actually born in Hawaii - and yes, we will have copies of the birth certificate for you once we have sorted out some
But sure, Buff, your next question would be, do you think you are qualified?
Actually turns out I'm just the man for the job. You know when ol' JP goes barfing on about global warming and evolution it goes wooosh over Buff's head but it seems like that's just the ticket to get the ticket.
As to policies my corner stone is the 8-8-8 program - but hold your horses, let me explain.
Firstly, nine sounds like nein which is what a NAZI might say.
Secondly, eight sounds like ate which is what an AMERICAN would do.
Thirdly, 8 is smaller than 9 so the rich would pay less tax, and if there are any of the 1% out there reading this blog, there are significant tax benefits in funnelling your campaign contributions via the Billionaires for Buff vehicle.
Anyhow that's enough of your's truly, you good folks all have questions, you know, about the America's Cup, Lib ............... er ............. ..................... er ............. ................... .................... Liberia??
Anyhow, nows the time to give it your best shot. What's on your mind?
This is Buff Staysail, over and not out but listening!!!
.... oh, yes, and Happy Thanksgiving!!!
