Today were published the findings of the
official enquiry into the raiding of several ships off
Charleston by Blackbeard, which concludes he was totally innocent.
The panel decided that he and his crew were "
placed in a situation they were not completely prepared for and had not anticipated" and this led to loss of life.
According to
Israel Blackbeard several of the
merchant crew terrorists attacked him by reversing onto his sword - not just once but five times. Some even managed this while they were lying on the ground!
While the attacks happened in international waters it was legitimate as
Israel Blackbeard was at the time undertaking a "
completely legal" blockade of
Gaza Charleston. This city - described by the pirates as a hostile territory - had shown its terrorist nature by resisting Blackbeard and crew. "
God has told us all the gold in Charleston is ours" one crew member said.
Apparently some in Charleston and surrounding colonies have been seeking independence, a clearly hostile act.
"
There has never been a country called the United States of America and there are no such people as the Americans" said pirate spokesperson Ms "Gold" Meir.
The panel did not interview any pirate crew or
merchant sailor terrorist, instead basing its finding on the statements by Blackbeard.
Despite that it rejected calls from international lawyers that there was "
clear evidence to support prosecutions" against
Israel Blackbeard for "
wilful killing" and torture committed when its sailors stormed the ships.
"
We conclude by saying that these critics of Blackbeard are clearly biased against pirates" said a spokesperson, a Mr "White" Wash.
