Ok, there's something I've got to get off my chest. Thing is, this JP character is made up!
That's right, he's a figment of ol' Buff's fertile imagination.
It seems that it's just O'Docker that worked this out though surely it was obvious. I mean JP is too square to be real. And unlike Buff he doesn't even own a sail boat!!
But what does Buff own? I hear you ask.
Well have a look at the beauty above. I'm not sure what first attracted Buff to this day boat but she sure looks like a stunner! And you can see my lovely GF Natasha sunbathing on the stern!
This Captain Buff, for real, over and out!!
